While cleaning the kitchen, I looked down and saw three tiny, pale fingers sticking out above the surface of the dishwater, as if a miniature goblin were waving forlornly for rescue. (Or possibly, knowing goblins, trying to lure me in so it could pounce.)
I took a fork and touched the tiny fingers gently and they drifted apart, revealing themselves as three noodles that had briefly decided to float in perfect formation.
No goblins after all.

It really was a goblin. It just quickly transformed itself to spaghetti in an effort to escape the iron in your fork.
Posted by: Deborah | April 20, 2010 at 06:45 PM
Goblins in the kitchen sounds like an excellent excuse for not cleaning (or doing any housework whatsoever).
Posted by: Kate | April 21, 2010 at 11:41 AM
sounds like a great turing title.
Posted by: patei morse | June 16, 2010 at 04:26 PM