Actual quote from a TV ad

Okay, the ad was from an ambulance-chasing law firm but still:

"If you or a loved one have been seriously injured or killed in an ATV accident . . ."

Methinks if you have been killed in an ATV accident, you're unlikely to be hearing their ad.  Though I do have a vision of what could happen if a vampire walked into their offices seeking retribution for the ATV accident that propelled him into the ranks of the undead.